Posts Tagged ‘Ronnie Ortiz’

Jersey Shore Ronnie as a Chippendale

Yum Yum. Ronnie hosted a night at Chippendales in Las Vegas.
I would love a lap dance from him. He’s so short and cute!

What if Jersey Shore’s Ronnie and Vinny had sex


We already think that Brodie looks like Ronnie and that Amos looks like Vinny from the Jersey Shore, but when Sean Cody finally paired the two together we can only imagine that this is what it might be like to see Ronnie and Vinnie have sex and appropriately in the closet.

Via Sean Cody



New Year’s Eve with the Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Ronnie’s porn doppleganger: Sean Cody’s Brodie

Brodie from Sean Cody kinda looks like Ronnie
Maybe if Ronnie didn’t juice so much. And now Ronnie is tatted up.
At least both their names end in “ie”.

The Jersey Shore Guys Cast Photos

I have to say there are looking really good. And Vinny, Magnum condom user, is getting pretty buff. Hmm to be gang banged by the four of them. Yum! And that one shot where you can see up he shorts. I’m such a pervert wishing he wasn’t wearing any underwear.
Check out more of the cast photos on MTV.com.